a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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