i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my sisters under your porch take her home
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
