I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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