I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
