sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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