Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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