all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
