i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Nicole vs. Life
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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