im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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