Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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