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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it

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  We did he did.

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  When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.

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• (631): View more from New York

  peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag

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  could you get any more awkward?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement

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• (530): View more from California

  I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out

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• (518): View more from New York

  we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.

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• (716): View more from New York

  you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.

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• (661): View more from California

  He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx

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