My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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