love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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