I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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