peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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