The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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