If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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