i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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