I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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