Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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