I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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