Define "chronic" masturbator.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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