I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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