But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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