this boner is exhausting
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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