I'm really into asian looking animals
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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