So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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