My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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