I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Bring me that man meat
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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