there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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