"it" just moved
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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