I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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