But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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