That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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