so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just invented taco cereal.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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