I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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