what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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