he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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