I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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