Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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