Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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