oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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