Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I could fuck to npr.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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