Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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