you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I can't turn off my feet"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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