I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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