I wanna bring you to show and tell
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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