We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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