how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
it glows. i had to have it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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