Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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