Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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