this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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