She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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