At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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