She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The Olympian is in my bed
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